The Anti-Polka Dot Her

Well--
--obviously a work in progress . . .

~~The site, I mean - Not me.
(Heck, me? - I am this close to being done!)



Anyhow, I have fantastic ideas in my head for my blog decor, --but somehow I am not able to have them manifested.

The first problem --
Wouldn't you think it'd be easy to pick a background for the site, out of, like, over 400 choices?
I mean, is it me?
(rhetorical question!)

And it's no help that I got sucked into a sparkling Webfetti download that left me with gadget choices such as these, to add to my page:
Bagel in Love
Zombie Head Bounce
Chopsticks Chasing a Fly
Toilet Drinking Dog ~and~
Old Woman Stuck Under a Shoe

While that last one did remind me a little of myself . . . the rest, --no way!

My second problem arose right after I downloaded Webfetti, --because it was then that I remembered Bliss isn't allowed to download anything.

Um, yea. 'Allowed' seems like a pretty severe word to use in a marriage of equal partnership and intelligence, such as Hubby's and mine is -- nevertheless. Even a monkey is allowed to download more stuff than I am. ~~But I'm waaay better at letting go of treats when my closed fist is stuck in a jar, -than monkeys are.

Anyhow, all this means is that soon Hubby was thickly involved with my site styling, as I didn't know how the heck to get rid of the cheesy download that was now sticking to everything on my screen like cheap polyester.
Then, the next thing I knew, each time I turned around he had another wilderness shot as my header or mountain'scape all up in my widgets. And if I needed a wilderness in my widgets, don't you think I'd tell him?!

It's just that I'm particular about this sort of stuff - And I can't just have any old' design representin'.

For instance, I don't need bows, yellow smiley faces, and talk of 'Love is like Flannel Jammies in Winter' or 'Family Makes Me Giddy,' or 'Happiness is Twilight and Grandchildren'. Even my temporary 'Welcome Friends' is giving me the willies. It smacks of sugar on top of syrup.
I don't know.
Obviously I'm just a fussy, cold-hearted blogger, with no soul.

And I don't mind being a cold-hearted unfeeling blogger, with no soul -- as long as my site looks pretty in the meanwhile.

And the Bliss in red you see below? --It's all wrong.
I'm just saying -- what the heck kind of color is that? And why all the curlies in my 'B' ?
And, am I mistaken, or does that 'B' make me look fat?

Aauuugggh!
I'm just going to give it a rest.
I'll find something I like tomorrow.
'Tomorrow's a new day' --
. . . and all that other hogwash.

Or to put it another way --
too much 'cute' thinkin -
makes me feel like punkin'.

: ) (Smiley Face)